Great news fellow IE-ers, some of our very own have made the list of The LEAST educated cities in America. Give yourself a pat on the back for this accomplishment for I beleive we have worked hard to earn it...or maybe it's that we have not worked hard enough. I know, we have worked hard at doing nothing, that's better.
The illustrious Riverside, San Bernardino, and Ontario, CA have made the list so congrats to you, my friends!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Hot Spot- FedEx
Hooly is finally picking up the slack and contributing, let's all celebrate this momentous occasion.
WOOHOO!
Only, I am posting it because I'm some kind of personal assistant or something. What the heck? I should charge for my services...
Hooly's too busy planning for her big comedy show, Laughing Proud. Additonally, she is busy surrounding herself with real life soap opera drama. Truth, friends, and I promise that if she doesn't share it soon I am going to and I may change some facts to make it even more scandelous. On second thought, anything I can contribute would only make it sound tame. So get on with Hooly! We're waiting!!!
But seriously, here is our first IE Hot-Spot reccommendation. Brought to you by Hooly, via Cindy.
The most happening place in the Inland Empire isn’t the sports bar on the corner filled with bros cheering on their favorite teams - it’s the FedEx Office at the 5 o’clock rush.
People line up in droves at 4:45 in desperate attempts to get their packages out. What could be so important that it has to be shipped overnight with a direct signature? It’s the Inland Empire, an area known for it’s foreclosure rates, so one could only assume that most of the shipments are envelopes going out to banks with documentation that will hopefully get people’s home loans modified.
Come in at 4:45 on a weekday and you’ll agree that its definitely a hotspot.
Come in at 10:45pm and it’s usually slow, but it’s more popping than most places. Why is that? Because at 10:45pm in the Inland Empire what other places are open? Couldn’t think of one? Me neither.
So come in for your late night copy fix because that’s the only thing you will find open besides 7/11
WOOHOO!
Only, I am posting it because I'm some kind of personal assistant or something. What the heck? I should charge for my services...
Hooly's too busy planning for her big comedy show, Laughing Proud. Additonally, she is busy surrounding herself with real life soap opera drama. Truth, friends, and I promise that if she doesn't share it soon I am going to and I may change some facts to make it even more scandelous. On second thought, anything I can contribute would only make it sound tame. So get on with Hooly! We're waiting!!!
But seriously, here is our first IE Hot-Spot reccommendation. Brought to you by Hooly, via Cindy.
The most happening place in the Inland Empire isn’t the sports bar on the corner filled with bros cheering on their favorite teams - it’s the FedEx Office at the 5 o’clock rush.
People line up in droves at 4:45 in desperate attempts to get their packages out. What could be so important that it has to be shipped overnight with a direct signature? It’s the Inland Empire, an area known for it’s foreclosure rates, so one could only assume that most of the shipments are envelopes going out to banks with documentation that will hopefully get people’s home loans modified.
Come in at 4:45 on a weekday and you’ll agree that its definitely a hotspot.
Come in at 10:45pm and it’s usually slow, but it’s more popping than most places. Why is that? Because at 10:45pm in the Inland Empire what other places are open? Couldn’t think of one? Me neither.
So come in for your late night copy fix because that’s the only thing you will find open besides 7/11
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